08-04-2006 20:02:17 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: who wrote the manticore/synapse fan fiction

08-04-2006 20:02:33 [GoonSquad] Lumberjerk: Who hasnt?
08-04-2006 20:02:35 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: I DID BITCH
08-04-2006 20:02:39 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: REMEMBER THIS LINE
08-04-2006 20:03:32 [GoonSquad] Freakshow: 'Ravonette waxes up the glove and creeps ever closer;
08-04-2006 20:03:35 [GoonSquad] Freakshow: mt
08-04-2006 20:03:46 [GoonSquad] Geek Boy: I've done too many Mayhems now. I keep wanting to blow things up here in Atlas on this new Blaster
08-04-2006 20:03:50 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: Synapse with a burst of speed, bent Manticore over. He stared longinly at the toned buttocks in front of him. With heavy breathe, he pulled his massive cock from his tights. He was about to enter "The Lion's Den
08-04-2006 20:04:08 [GoonSquad] Freakshow: yes
08-04-2006 20:04:19 [GoonSquad] Sir Howard: more more more
08-04-2006 20:04:19 [GoonSquad] crescentwindx: well this is great to log onto!  hello internet
08-04-2006 20:04:32 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: You were there when I wrote that the first time crescent
08-04-2006 20:04:33 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: ahaha
08-04-2006 20:04:36 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: lions den
08-04-2006 20:05:04 [GoonSquad] crescentwindx: anyone know how I would write a macro to target the nearest enemy
08-04-2006 20:05:06 [GoonSquad] Wonder Mint: hahaha
08-04-2006 20:05:32 [GoonSquad] ResidentBaka: Sadly I thought you were reading an excerpt from a real Fanfic :(
08-04-2006 20:05:33 [GoonSquad] Freakshow: target_near?
08-04-2006 20:07:30 [GoonSquad] Lumberjerk: What kinda hero teams we got running?
08-04-2006 20:08:00 [GoonSquad] Master Necrashi: any 17ish villain teams?
08-04-2006 20:08:06 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: good ones lumber
08-04-2006 20:08:06 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: Meanwhile, deep within Statesman's base, a orgasmic symphony was commencing. Both Statesman and Back Alley Banger were exploring one another's bodies. Statesman had never felt such pleasure before, the dual sensation of cold steel hands and a penis hard 
08-04-2006 20:08:13 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: as steel but hot as the forge
08-04-2006 20:08:18 [GoonSquad] Wonder Mint: tee hee, back alley
08-04-2006 20:08:29 [GoonSquad] ResidentBaka: Oh god oh god oh god
08-04-2006 20:08:37 [GoonSquad] ResidentBaka: Fuck where's Dull Pain help me
08-04-2006 20:08:40 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: DON'T STOP 
08-04-2006 20:08:42 [GoonSquad] crescentwindx: hahaha, Back Alley Banger, hahaa
08-04-2006 20:09:04 [GoonSquad] Lumberjerk: AAAAAAHHHHH
08-04-2006 20:09:15 [GoonSquad] Lumberjerk: Are there any hero teams? Quickly, before I hit the debt cap.
08-04-2006 20:09:28 [GoonSquad] Wonder Mint: just a running tf :/
08-04-2006 20:09:30 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: TEAM awesome
08-04-2006 20:09:39 [GoonSquad] No-Man: You could team with my level 2 scrapper, Kuraaku Kento
08-04-2006 20:09:45 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: Had him in the throws of pleasure. He had always been curious, but only once before had he given into his lust. Over a hundred years ago, with the lover who would eventually become his enemy, Lord Recluse
08-04-2006 20:09:46 [GoonSquad] ResidentBaka: haha Animu
08-04-2006 20:09:47 [GoonSquad] Master Necrashi: any villain teams goin?
08-04-2006 20:10:09 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: ahaha lord recluse
08-04-2006 20:10:10 [GoonSquad] Freakshow: more like Lord Dickluse
08-04-2006 20:10:12 [GoonSquad] Doctor Pox: lvl 11 or so team going in port oakes join plz
08-04-2006 20:10:31 [GoonSquad] Master Necrashi: lowest I got is 13 I think
08-04-2006 20:10:36 [GoonSquad] Sightseer: any hero teams 20+?
08-04-2006 20:10:36 [GoonSquad] ResidentBaka: If anyone illustrates that, I picture Recluse with 8 penis-arms
08-04-2006 20:10:49 [GoonSquad] Lumberjerk: Sight, Im running my 24 warshade.
08-04-2006 20:11:27 [GoonSquad] Sightseer: on victory bychance?
08-04-2006 20:11:33 [GoonSquad] Lumberjerk: Where else?
08-04-2006 20:11:38 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: virtue
08-04-2006 20:11:44 [GoonSquad] Lumberjerk: Im not gay.
08-04-2006 20:11:48 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: In those days, men would be killed for the acts they engaged in, but they felt so good together. Statesman with his tight, indestructible sphincter and Lord Recluse with his 8 arms constantly probing his every orifice in the way that a curious child pokes
08-04-2006 20:11:49 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: lumber we know how big a roleplayer you are
08-04-2006 20:11:49 You have defeated Eclipse Nightwolf Champion
08-04-2006 20:11:51 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: at an ant hill
08-04-2006 20:12:09 Ravonette has defeated Galaxy
08-04-2006 20:12:11 [GoonSquad] Wonder Mint: haha, way to bring children into it
08-04-2006 20:12:15 [GoonSquad] Lumberjerk: Lumberjerk opened his Global Friends list
08-04-2006 20:12:17 [GoonSquad] Freakshow: can't...look...away
08-04-2006 20:12:26 [GoonSquad] Lumberjerk: Silently, he selected Axe-Man's name....
08-04-2006 20:12:29 @Axe-man has been silenced in channel 'GoonSquad'
08-04-2006 20:12:50 [GoonSquad] Lumberjerk: And then....he laughed.
08-04-2006 20:12:52 [GoonSquad] crescentwindx: haha
08-04-2006 20:12:57 [GoonSquad] Sightseer: Lumber, invite me if you've got any missions you need some help with
08-04-2006 20:12:58 @Axe-man has been unsilenced in channel 'GoonSquad'
08-04-2006 20:13:06 [GoonSquad] Lumberjerk: Whats the name, Sight?
08-04-2006 20:13:11 [GoonSquad] crescentwindx: edit: And the rest of GoonSquad laughed with hiim.
08-04-2006 20:13:12 [GoonSquad] Grakdesh: He opened up a door thinking it was the door to the main office. It was not. Instead, the door opened revealing an naked and elderly white man on all fours in the middle of the room being fisted by 3 well-endowed young black men.
08-04-2006 20:13:24 [GoonSquad] Sightseer: Sightseer, of course
08-04-2006 20:13:32 [GoonSquad] crescentwindx: Oh, ok.
08-04-2006 20:13:42 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: But the boys weren't the only ones having fun. Countess Crey had found a new pleasure outside of corporate takeovers, that pleasure was the supple curves of Ms.Victory
08-04-2006 20:13:58 [GoonSquad] Freakshow: hot
08-04-2006 20:14:05 [GoonSquad] Wonder Mint: somehow that's not much more paletable
08-04-2006 20:14:06 [GoonSquad] crescentwindx: what about Numina
08-04-2006 20:14:26 [GoonSquad] Grakdesh: Woah hey this is getting better
08-04-2006 20:14:32 [GoonSquad] SeeD: I'd bang the hate out of Countess Crey, thats all I'm saying.
08-04-2006 20:14:35 [GoonSquad] ResidentBaka: the Countess taunted her, "If you don't fuck me stupid I will SUE YOU"
08-04-2006 20:14:51 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: the countess is not bad looking in any sense
08-04-2006 20:14:57 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: She twisted Ms.Victory's pert nipples, and when she brought her to climax, she revealed the real suprise
08-04-2006 20:15:03 [GoonSquad] No-Man: bahaha
08-04-2006 20:15:06 [GoonSquad] SeeD: She's a man?
08-04-2006 20:15:09 [GoonSquad] ResidentBaka: Crey kinda looks like Praetorian Velma
08-04-2006 20:15:11 [GoonSquad] No-Man: dickgirl
08-04-2006 20:15:18 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: Crey Industries didn't just give people super powers, they gave women penies
08-04-2006 20:15:18 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: has to be
08-04-2006 20:15:27 [GoonSquad] SeeD: haha, called it
08-04-2006 20:15:33 [GoonSquad] No-Man: BOOYA
08-04-2006 20:15:34 [GoonSquad] Ledneh: what's sad is, I think we ALL called that
08-04-2006 20:15:39 [GoonSquad] No-Man: I just saw a ladies' weiner
08-04-2006 20:15:42 [GoonSquad] Grakdesh: Is this an actual fanfiction or are you making this up on the spot?
08-04-2006 20:15:43 [GoonSquad] Wonder Mint: great minds
08-04-2006 20:15:53 [GoonSquad] Wonder Mint: ahahahahaha
08-04-2006 20:16:03 [GoonSquad] Grakdesh: If it's a fanfiction I need a link
08-04-2006 20:16:05 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: The long black cock the stood proudly above her smooth white vagina was a stark contrast
08-04-2006 20:16:14 [GoonSquad] ResidentBaka: FUCK
08-04-2006 20:16:16 [GoonSquad] Master Necrashi: haha losers, I got head from my ex last night, you all are jackin off to coh fanfic
08-04-2006 20:16:16 [GoonSquad] Ledneh: I think it's less "great minds" than "the Internet is a horrible horrible place"
08-04-2006 20:16:22 [GoonSquad] Ledneh: might just be me though
08-04-2006 20:16:29 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: i'm with ledneh on this
08-04-2006 20:16:49 [GoonSquad] Master Necrashi: and admit it
08-04-2006 20:16:49 [GoonSquad] Freakshow: ok, ok...black cock...continue
08-04-2006 20:16:52 [GoonSquad] Master Necrashi: when she had the penis
08-04-2006 20:16:54 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: She flipped Ms.Victory over, and rammed with all her might. A shrill cry echoed throughout the lower levels of Crey Labs
08-04-2006 20:16:54 [GoonSquad] Master Necrashi: you came
08-04-2006 20:17:13 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: This cry was heard by only one other person.
08-04-2006 20:17:27 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: Positron
08-04-2006 20:17:29 [GoonSquad] Ledneh: the tiny man living in her cock?
08-04-2006 20:17:31 [GoonSquad] Ledneh: damn
08-04-2006 20:18:01 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: He had been there the whole time, watching the scene on his video monitor through a feed from the security cameras.
08-04-2006 20:18:01 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: DILDO TIME!
08-04-2006 20:18:32 [GoonSquad] Jankin: ong mantiwhore
08-04-2006 20:18:57 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: He waited for the right time, and when he saw Countess Crey begin to climax, he burst into the room
08-04-2006 20:19:09 [GoonSquad] Freakshow: burst
08-04-2006 20:19:13 [GoonSquad] SeeD: he said "HAY GUYZ WHATS GOING ON"
08-04-2006 20:19:18 [Broadcast]Scrapper-J: <color #010101><bgcolor #01bdff>26 lvl scrapper lft to join into
08-04-2006 20:19:29 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: This was one moment where he would not let his containment suit hold him back
08-04-2006 20:19:47 [GoonSquad] Grakdesh: :w-hat:
08-04-2006 20:19:53 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: And with no hesitation, he pulled his throbbing, nuclear cock from his pants
08-04-2006 20:20:01 [GoonSquad] Ledneh: hahaha oh god
08-04-2006 20:20:06 [GoonSquad] SeeD: this still doesn't beat the fan fiction involving Sister Psyche being forced to eat garbage and fuck dogs.
08-04-2006 20:20:09 [GoonSquad] Grakdesh: Superhero porn is the best porn
08-04-2006 20:20:17 [GoonSquad] Jankin: He doesn't have pants you're ruining my immersion >:(
08-04-2006 20:20:24 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: It became apparent why he was so radioactive
08-04-2006 20:20:42 [GoonSquad] Wonder Mint: um hello positron is trapped in his suit and any exposure would kill anyone near him 
08-04-2006 20:20:52 [GoonSquad] Ledneh: sshhh, porn
08-04-2006 20:21:04 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: His penis was carved of Uranium-232, and as he jerked with all his might he let forth a mighty blast from his "spent fuel rod"
08-04-2006 20:21:18 [GoonSquad] SeeD: well then he's just going to kill them in a very sexy nuclear powered way then
08-04-2006 20:21:33 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: Both Countess Crey and Ms.Victory died from radiation poisoning at that very moment
08-04-2006 20:21:47 [GoonSquad] Freakshow: ooh
08-04-2006 20:21:47 [GoonSquad] Grakdesh: Voted 5
08-04-2006 20:21:50 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: thats even hotter fuck the corpses!
08-04-2006 20:21:56 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: But during the split second between their cum bath and their skin sloughing off
08-04-2006 20:22:03 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: They felt pure ectasy
08-04-2006 20:22:08 [GoonSquad] No-Man: ahahaha
08-04-2006 20:22:24 [GoonSquad] ResidentBaka: You folks like COFFEE?
08-04-2006 20:22:58 [GoonSquad] SeeD: SCREAM FOR THE CREAM
08-04-2006 20:24:31 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: Everyone knew that Sister Psyche had spent a long time trapped within Aurora's body.
08-04-2006 20:25:25 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: What she never told anyone, what she could never tell anyone, was that during this time she spent hours on end allowing Malaise to rape her
08-04-2006 20:25:28 [GoonSquad] SeeD: FAILURE, it was the other way around
08-04-2006 20:25:42 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: ahaha
08-04-2006 20:26:17 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: It had always been her fantasy to be taken by force, but the only thing that made it better was having another mind trapped with her, screaming for it to stop
08-04-2006 20:26:32 [GoonSquad] No-Man: oh man ajajaja
08-04-2006 20:26:42 [GoonSquad] Incubationist: Is someone logging this story because I need to jerk off later and this is amazing.
08-04-2006 20:26:45 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: But it would not, Malaise had multiple personalities, and it was a one man gangbang
08-04-2006 20:27:31 [GoonSquad] Freakshow: god help us if they ever let you out of that home Moses
08-04-2006 20:27:34 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: He performed the most degrading acts upon her, from a plunger up her ass to defecating on her chest
08-04-2006 20:27:59 [GoonSquad] ResidentBaka: :metis:
08-04-2006 20:28:02 [GoonSquad] Incubationist: That's not really that degrading.
08-04-2006 20:28:07 [GoonSquad] Grakdesh: Defecating on her chest
08-04-2006 20:28:10 [GoonSquad] Grakdesh: Voted
08-04-2006 20:28:11 [GoonSquad] Grakdesh: 5
08-04-2006 20:29:06 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: but not necrophilia?!?!?!? voted 1 >:(
08-04-2006 20:29:27 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: The only person, or should I say thing that could ever understand such twisted desires, was the android Citadel
08-04-2006 20:29:32 [GoonSquad] Incubationist: Now, if they were killed by radiation, then defecated upon, and then fucked, I would have voted 5.
08-04-2006 20:29:56 [GoonSquad] Grakdesh: I WAS LET DOWN BY THE LACK OF FETUS VIOLATION VOTED 3
08-04-2006 20:30:07 [GoonSquad] Incubationist: WHO THE HELL VOTES 3
08-04-2006 20:30:11 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: MYNX WAS TOTALLY A NECRO >:(
08-04-2006 20:30:11 [GoonSquad] Incubationist: ITS EITHER 5 OR 1
08-04-2006 20:30:15 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: Citadel had been through many battles, and had gained much experience. But one thing he was never programmed with was a morality meter
08-04-2006 20:30:16 [GoonSquad] Incubationist: NO OTHER NUMBERS MATTER
08-04-2006 20:30:28 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: YOU ARE WASTING YOU VOTE
08-04-2006 20:30:31 [GoonSquad] ResidentBaka: What about 0
08-04-2006 20:30:38 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: omg b&
08-04-2006 20:30:54 [GoonSquad] No-Man: a morality meter huh
08-04-2006 20:30:55 Axe-Stone has defeated Galaxy
08-04-2006 20:30:58 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: Thinking himself to be human for so long, he sought sex, something he knew was a biological imperitive
08-04-2006 20:31:12 [GoonSquad] Incubationist: :siren: GBS morality crew :siren:
08-04-2006 20:31:20 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: What he did not understand was, that sex is only meant for the living
08-04-2006 20:31:28 [GoonSquad] No-Man: that's less plausible than ladycock
08-04-2006 20:31:30 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: and the of age living at that
08-04-2006 20:31:43 [GoonSquad] ResidentBaka: I smell a 5
08-04-2006 20:31:46 @No-Man has been silenced in channel 'GoonSquad'
08-04-2006 20:32:01 @No-Man has been unsilenced in channel 'GoonSquad'
08-04-2006 20:32:08 [GoonSquad] No-Man: haha what
08-04-2006 20:32:26 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: Everyone in the city knew he was a machine, so no one ever gave into his advances. So he sought out the only supply of women that could not say 'no'.
08-04-2006 20:32:30 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: The ones in the Paragon Cemetary
08-04-2006 20:32:47 [GoonSquad] Freakshow: there it is
08-04-2006 20:32:56 [GoonSquad] Grakdesh: The moment you have been waiting for
08-04-2006 20:33:13 [GoonSquad] Freakshow: Mecha Necro Dildonics
08-04-2006 20:33:19 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: At the end of each day, he would enter the morgue and find a new corpse
08-04-2006 20:33:19 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: oh boy oh boy ho boy
08-04-2006 20:33:35 [GoonSquad] crosley: some part of this belongs in the Co* recruitment thread
08-04-2006 20:33:43 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: some?
08-04-2006 20:33:44 [Team]Wonder Mint: <color #010101><bgcolor #b9e2f4>bullshit hax hax petitioned
08-04-2006 20:33:48 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: all of it man!
08-04-2006 20:33:50 [GoonSquad] ResidentBaka: Every last letter
08-04-2006 20:33:55 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: Climbing on top of the preperation table, he would furiously dry hump the cold, lifeless body before him
08-04-2006 20:34:17 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: dude you have to go into state of decay or it ain't happening!
08-04-2006 20:34:43 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: What he could not comprehend was that the tables had a maximum weight, and that weight did not include a 1800 lbs android thrusting his androgynous groin into it
08-04-2006 20:35:07 [GoonSquad] Grakdesh: Awesome
08-04-2006 20:35:10 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: More than once did the legs on the table snap, briging him, and his unknowing lover crashing to the floor
08-04-2006 20:35:31 [GoonSquad] Wonder Mint: androgynous doesn't mean what i think you meant it to mean there
08-04-2006 20:35:41 [GoonSquad] Freakshow: Dr Maxel!  It's the robot!  He's back again!
08-04-2006 20:35:49 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: The bodies would always be crushed underneathe, bile and intestine squirting out from all sides, but Citadel kept pumping
08-04-2006 20:35:59 Team task completed.
08-04-2006 20:36:09 [GoonSquad] Grakdesh: sdfsdgfdhasfdshbfsgfhwsbfjgfvhwafbabgk
08-04-2006 20:36:18 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: He lack of hair or fingerprints made it almost impossible to identify him
08-04-2006 20:36:20 [GoonSquad] ResidentBaka: My thoughts exactly
08-04-2006 20:36:28 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: ahaha thats awesome
08-04-2006 20:36:44 [GoonSquad] Freakshow: my sides hurt
08-04-2006 20:36:50 [GoonSquad] Grakdesh: I have a headache now
08-04-2006 20:36:52 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: So this went on for many years, until Blue Steel Agreed to keep guard
08-04-2006 20:37:00 [GoonSquad] Grakdesh: YOU BRIND US ONLY PAIN MOSES
08-04-2006 20:37:02 [GoonSquad] No-Man: oh god blue steel
08-04-2006 20:37:11 [GoonSquad] No-Man: is what I have right now
08-04-2006 20:37:16 [GoonSquad] ResidentBaka: More like Blue BALLS AM I CORRECT?
08-04-2006 20:37:18 [GoonSquad] No-Man: a;sldkfja;sldkfj
08-04-2006 20:37:21 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: And right on time Citadel showed up and began his effort in vain
08-04-2006 20:37:28 [GoonSquad] Ninja Cop: the hell did i come online to
08-04-2006 20:37:32 Entering The Maw.
08-04-2006 20:37:37 [GoonSquad] ResidentBaka: Hi Ninja, sit back and enjoy
08-04-2006 20:37:37 [GoonSquad] Grakdesh: Avert your eyes
08-04-2006 20:37:55 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: Blue Steel watched from the shadows, intrigued by this metal man trying to make passionate love to a corpse
08-04-2006 20:38:11 Entering The Bog.
08-04-2006 20:38:50 [GoonSquad] Jankin: Intrigued, or aroused?
08-04-2006 20:39:24 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: His disgust grew into arousal, and he removed his penis from it's tight prison and began to stroke it in a way that said "Hey look at me, I've got my cock out in a morgue"
08-04-2006 20:39:49 [GoonSquad] No-Man: lmao
08-04-2006 20:39:57 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: hahaha
08-04-2006 20:40:13 [GoonSquad] Wonder Mint: hahaha
08-04-2006 20:40:23 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: After about 5 minutes and 8 corpses he could take it no longer
08-04-2006 20:40:27 [GoonSquad] Wonder Mint: i did not expect to be laughing at any of this
08-04-2006 20:40:29 [GoonSquad] Freakshow: on this day...on this day you more recent goons become MEN
08-04-2006 20:40:51 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: He leaped from the shadows, shield in one hand, balls firmly planted in the other
08-04-2006 20:40:54 [GoonSquad] Wonder Mint: haha, this pubbie in our task force has no idea moses is typing this
08-04-2006 20:41:02 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: yeah
08-04-2006 20:41:13 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: he is like "is moses afk?"
08-04-2006 20:41:16 [GoonSquad] Grakdesh: he should
08-04-2006 20:41:21 [GoonSquad] Grakdesh: you should share it with him
08-04-2006 20:41:32 [GoonSquad] Master Necrashi: leapt /end grammar nazi
08-04-2006 20:41:32 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: i can't do ti one handed
08-04-2006 20:41:44 [GoonSquad] Wonder Mint: moses quit writing gay erotica and get in the damn mission
08-04-2006 20:41:50 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: Citadel was startled, but not so much that he would stop. FOr even he could sense in his robotic mind that Blue Steel meant no harm
08-04-2006 20:42:17 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: ahaha sensed he meant no harm
08-04-2006 20:42:33 [GoonSquad] Grakdesh: He has his penis out, he's harmless
08-04-2006 20:43:05 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: cidael swings both ways :-O
08-04-2006 20:43:20 [GoonSquad] ResidentBaka: He's got his circuits crossed, roffle.
08-04-2006 20:43:27 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: Blue Steeled followed Citadel for hours, masturbating unto each crushed body
08-04-2006 20:43:42 [GoonSquad] Ninja Cop: hahahaha
08-04-2006 20:43:43 [GoonSquad] ResidentBaka: WE HAVE A SUSPECT
08-04-2006 20:43:48 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: ahaha with the bile and fermenting liquids spilling out!
08-04-2006 20:44:13 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: After the sun had risen, the funeral director arrived to see if the criminal had been caught
08-04-2006 20:45:06 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: What he found was Blue Steel, lying in a puddle of embalming fluid, blood, and semen. Citadel slowly caressing his chest
08-04-2006 20:45:26 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
08-04-2006 20:45:32 [GoonSquad] SeeD: holy. shit.
08-04-2006 20:45:35 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: man Mynx is a necro 
08-04-2006 20:45:41 [GoonSquad] William Bones: Cant you fuckers go five minutes without making CoH erotic fanfiction
08-04-2006 20:45:43 Geddy Lee has defeated Galaxy Adjutant
08-04-2006 20:45:49 [GoonSquad] Grakdesh: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf
08-04-2006 20:46:19 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: dude do luminary!
08-04-2006 20:46:23 You have defeated Galaxy
08-04-2006 20:46:26 [GoonSquad] No-Man: oh my god this is amazing
08-04-2006 20:46:32 You have defeated Galaxy Adjutant
08-04-2006 20:46:52 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: When they realized that they had been seen, they leaped up pinning the funeral director. Citadel and Blue Steel took turns slamming their groins into boths ends of the terrified man like a retard trying to pull off a chinese finger trap
08-04-2006 20:47:07 [GoonSquad] ResidentBaka: Oh fuck my lungs
08-04-2006 20:47:08 [GoonSquad] Wonder Mint: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha
08-04-2006 20:47:09 [GoonSquad] crosley: hahaha
08-04-2006 20:47:16 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: ahahhahhaa
08-04-2006 20:47:25 [GoonSquad] Wonder Mint: i seriously did not expect to lol at this stuff
08-04-2006 20:48:09 [GoonSquad] Wonder Mint: not moses knock it off we're getting killed here
08-04-2006 20:48:10 Ravonette has joined the team
08-04-2006 20:48:15 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: When it was all over, the floor was covered in teeth, tears and blood. The Funeral Director, if he lived would never sit again for his pelvic bone had been smashed into a fine powder
08-04-2006 20:48:22 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: maybe you are
08-04-2006 20:48:24 [GoonSquad] Grakdesh: What the flying fuck
08-04-2006 20:48:25 Axe-Stone has defeated Galaxy Adjutant
08-04-2006 20:48:40 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: ahaha
08-04-2006 20:48:41 [GoonSquad] Incubationist: if you were smart you would have stayed in the hospital the first time you died from laughing
08-04-2006 20:48:44 [GoonSquad] Incubationist: i only died once
08-04-2006 20:51:06 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: Across town a shadowy figured leaped aross the rooftops. It was Mynx, and she was in heat
08-04-2006 20:51:15 [GoonSquad] ResidentBaka: Here we go
08-04-2006 20:51:18 [GoonSquad] SeeD: oh man, hahaha
08-04-2006 20:51:21 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: ahahaahahaha YES!@
08-04-2006 20:51:22 [GoonSquad] Ninja Cop: oh god
08-04-2006 20:51:28 [GoonSquad] Freakshow: HEYOOO
08-04-2006 20:51:44 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: She let out a shrill meow, calling for a mate
08-04-2006 20:52:01 [GoonSquad] ResidentBaka: Money says she finds a team of Warwolves
08-04-2006 20:52:01 [GoonSquad] Wonder Mint: she found it in a circle of thorns zombie
08-04-2006 20:52:07 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: What she got was a wandering group of Vhazilok
08-04-2006 20:52:08 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: this has become, stuff of legend
08-04-2006 20:52:13 [GoonSquad] Wonder Mint: i was closer
08-04-2006 20:52:16 [GoonSquad] Freakshow: mint called it
08-04-2006 20:52:20 [GoonSquad] William Bones: Three different responses each better than the last
08-04-2006 20:52:25 [GoonSquad] ResidentBaka: Yeah whatever >:(
08-04-2006 20:52:36 [GoonSquad] Wonder Mint: apparently i'm logging all of this, by the way
08-04-2006 20:52:46 [GoonSquad] ResidentBaka: Awesome, this will get more Goons into the game
08-04-2006 20:52:49 [GoonSquad] Incubationist: post it in the thread on SA
08-04-2006 20:52:59 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: Even the dead have base needs. Detective Mulder once said we only see 1/3 of what zombies do
08-04-2006 20:53:08 [GoonSquad] William Bones: Like the FBI doesnt have enough reasons to watch the forums already
08-04-2006 20:53:10 [GoonSquad] Lumberjerk: I JUST SAW THAT EPISODE!
08-04-2006 20:53:28 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: He talked how the eat, then dance, and then the make love
08-04-2006 20:53:52 [GoonSquad] Wonder Mint: haha, seriously?
08-04-2006 20:54:05 [GoonSquad] Lumberjerk: Yep.
08-04-2006 20:54:06 [GoonSquad] Wonder Mint: i'm sure zombies would tear themselves apart inthe act of sex
08-04-2006 20:54:09 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: And with a passion that was the sum of each part from another person, they burned for sex
08-04-2006 20:54:12 [GoonSquad] SeeD: This reminds me of Porn of the Dead
08-04-2006 20:54:44 [GoonSquad] Ninja Cop: zombie on furry fan fiction is not what i expected to see in goonsquad
08-04-2006 20:54:50 [GoonSquad] Wonder Mint: i can't figure out if i reinstalled this game just in time to hear this chat, or if this shit's just been going on since I left
08-04-2006 20:55:00 [GoonSquad] William Bones: You obviously dont pay much attention then
08-04-2006 20:55:03 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: Even with there slow, lumbering bodies they still caught up to Mynx
08-04-2006 20:55:03 [GoonSquad] Incubationist: it's a nightly thing
08-04-2006 20:55:30 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: tommorrow is Sister Pyche dog rape night
08-04-2006 20:55:39 [GoonSquad] Incubationist: hot damn
08-04-2006 20:55:43 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: With her red, bulging vulva she thrusted her backsides upwards
08-04-2006 20:55:50 [GoonSquad] William Bones: Manticore Does Skyway on tuesdays
08-04-2006 20:55:50 [GoonSquad] Ninja Cop: hahahaha
08-04-2006 20:55:53 [GoonSquad] SeeD: :gonk:
08-04-2006 20:55:54 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: ahahahahhaha
08-04-2006 20:55:58 [GoonSquad] Freakshow: size of a baby's fist, that
08-04-2006 20:56:03 [GoonSquad] Incubationist: hahaha
08-04-2006 20:56:05 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: bulging vulva
08-04-2006 20:56:29 [GoonSquad] Freakshow: en gorged
08-04-2006 20:56:40 [GoonSquad] Incubationist: pele
08-04-2006 20:56:40 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: The zombies needed no guidance, they knew what she wanted and they knew how to give it to her.
08-04-2006 20:56:49 [GoonSquad] Incubationist: needs more pele fanfiction
08-04-2006 20:57:59 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: that woudl be 3 pages of I'm a lesbian, as a lesbian and my lesbian lover
08-04-2006 20:58:13 [GoonSquad] Incubationist: I meant Pele on CoX
08-04-2006 20:58:22 [GoonSquad] Jankin: Oh, that Pele. I thought you meant the soccer player...
08-04-2006 20:58:32 [GoonSquad] Jankin: With the erectile problems
08-04-2006 20:58:51 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: They rammed their decaying cocks into every availale hole
08-04-2006 20:59:05 [GoonSquad] Freakshow: and some not so available
08-04-2006 20:59:07 [GoonSquad] Jankin: Nostrils!>
08-04-2006 20:59:11 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: ahaha
08-04-2006 20:59:19 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: belly button rape!
08-04-2006 20:59:48 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: Not every stitch was a tight as it should have been, and so many a cadaver lost it's penis with her, and each time a new one stepped up to take it's place, it just stuffed it deeper within her bowels
08-04-2006 21:00:05 [GoonSquad] Ninja Cop: hahahahaha
08-04-2006 21:00:11 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: ahahahahahahahaha
08-04-2006 21:00:11 [GoonSquad] William Bones: how colorful
08-04-2006 21:00:45 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: Some compare this scene to the way a teddy bear is stuff, long rodds jamming material deep withing them
08-04-2006 21:00:47 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: Dr. Vahzolk you need to sew those tighter >:(
08-04-2006 21:01:04 [GoonSquad] William Bones: Wait until we get to the part where they all explode
08-04-2006 21:01:25 [GoonSquad] Incubationist: You mean they are embalmed?!?!?
08-04-2006 21:01:28 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: only if they explode with festering juices
08-04-2006 21:02:32 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: Just when every abomination had had it's turn, and Mynx thought she could take no more necrotic flesh within her, the real mastermind showed it's face. The Murk Eidolon
08-04-2006 21:03:00 [GoonSquad] Ninja Cop: i was hoping for dr. vahz himself's giant corpse suit
08-04-2006 21:03:01 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: ahahaha
08-04-2006 21:03:37 [GoonSquad] KernelKorn: how is it going goons
08-04-2006 21:03:46 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: The Eidolon summoned forth it's mighty Tenebrosis Tentacles, and showed her the real meaning of pain and pleasure. IT tightened it's grip on her to the point where her ribs began to crack, and her clitoris began to quiver
08-04-2006 21:03:48 [GoonSquad] Ninja Cop: zombie catgirl rape, kernal
08-04-2006 21:03:56 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: excellent we are getting to good part!
08-04-2006 21:04:09 [GoonSquad] Ninja Cop: haha oh god i didn't see tentacles coming
08-04-2006 21:04:21 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: ahaha tentacle bondage from no where
08-04-2006 21:04:23 [GoonSquad] Freakshow: you never see the tentacles coming
08-04-2006 21:05:37 [GoonSquad] Sir Howard: what teams are there right now?
08-04-2006 21:05:46 [GoonSquad] Lumberjerk: Team 24 hero.
08-04-2006 21:05:46 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: She let out a scream of pleasure, and just as her voice began to quiet, the tentacles tightened, and like that scene in Akira where Tetsuo's girl friend gets crushed, she exploded in a burst of blood, embalming fluids, and zombie cock
08-04-2006 21:05:56 [GoonSquad] Sir Howard: ooh, switching to hero
08-04-2006 21:06:10 [GoonSquad] William Bones: I called it
08-04-2006 21:06:19 [GoonSquad] Incubationist: it was glorious
08-04-2006 21:06:23 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: ahaha you said teh zombies blew up
08-04-2006 21:06:27 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: this is better
08-04-2006 21:07:02 [GoonSquad] KernelKorn: is there a plan for the RSF tonight or tomorrow?
08-04-2006 21:07:26 [GoonSquad] Mega Moses: Ok I am done for tonight
08-04-2006 21:07:39 [GoonSquad] Axe-man: EPIC
08-04-2006 21:08:28 [GoonSquad] Freakshow: you are all become full-fledged goons now
08-04-2006 21:08:37 [GoonSquad] Freakshow: go forth and propogate
08-04-2006 21:08:52 [Team]Mega Moses: <color #ffff01><bgcolor #ff0101>Ok, fan fiction is done
08-04-2006 21:08:57 [GoonSquad] Freakshow: are all...that's a bit unweildy..."have all"
08-04-2006 21:09:01 [Team]Geddy Lee: <color #000000>more hunting?
08-04-2006 21:09:02 [Team]Wonder Mint: <color #010101><bgcolor #b9e2f4>thank god
08-04-2006 21:09:07 [Team]Wonder Mint: <color #010101><bgcolor #b9e2f4>easy enough
08-04-2006 21:09:08 [Team]Mega Moses: <color #ffff01><bgcolor #ff0101>You loved it
08-04-2006 21:09:18 [Team]Ravonette: <color #d7fb01><bgcolor #2a0169>classic, man, classic
08-04-2006 21:09:20 [Team]Wonder Mint: <color #010101><bgcolor #b9e2f4>i did laugh at the retard pulling a finger trap line
08-04-2006 21:09:28 Mega Moses has defeated Penumbra Cor Leonis Force
08-04-2006 21:09:42 [Team]Axe-Stone: <color #ff0101><bgcolor #010101>that was really good
08-04-2006 21:09:54 [Team]Wonder Mint: <color #010101><bgcolor #b9e2f4>be proud of that line at least